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Fortunately, I have many such friends who understand all too well the need for extra dipping sauce. She graciously allowed me to unload my latest sob story about a guy with whom I shared a lovely week of romantic dates, only to bump into me in a club and act as though he hadn't seen me naked just 24 hours ago. With a string of clichd platitudes about how we'll both eventually meet a man whose idea of commitment is more than just giving you his phone number, she bought me a soda, gave me a hug and put me in a cab home. That is when all the little voices that cry out, "Girl, STOP!" should have piped up. Unsupervised, enraged and drunk off of carbs and calories, I reached for my purse and pulled out my cell phone. My fingers guiltily scrolled through my contacts, searching for a number I'd told everyone I deleted long ago. He was a very attractive investment banker with whom I'd had one steamy night that involved a garter belt, lace thigh high stockings and not much else. 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Like Anthony Weiner, he had everything to lose, and like Sydney Leathers, I had nothing to lose. He lives in constant paranoia that at any moment, I might take off sprinting down the street, waving my arms and screaming his infidelities for all of Madison Avenue to hear. My rush came from feeling desirable and deviant; was his rush a feeling of complete vulnerability? Maybe it was the only thing piercing the boredom of a relationship that had otherwise made him best deals on kate spade bags feel numb with monotony. At times, I wonder if Ms. Leathers, too, was cast aside by just one too many men before she picked up her phone. The Weiner scandal is laughable in many ways, and the puns practically write themselves. But beyond being fodder for late night comedians, what can we learn from men who pseudo cheat and the women who enable it? And what could I learn from actually doing it? The pathological need of so many men to risk the cheap kate spade comfort and stability of a loving relationship is frightening enough to make me lose hope in ever overcoming my late night French fry ritual that much is certain. But at the end of the day, a computer screen can't hold my hand, or fall asleep next to me with a warm arm tucked around my waist. So, I deleted his number for real and signed up for online dating, because sending texts to a guy you like is much better than "having text" with one you don't.
But I'll hang on to that screenshot though, just in case. Literally, Darling is an online magazine by and for twenty something women, which features the personal, provocative, awkward, pop filled and pressing issues of our gender and generation. This is an exact representation of our exaggerated selves.
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